What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
How does one acquire holy water?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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