Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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