I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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