Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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