he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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