They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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