put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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