as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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