what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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