Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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