i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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