I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Found the puke drawer
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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