if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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