Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
