Whats the count minus fat chicks?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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