Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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