So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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