Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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