Do you still have your period?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
