yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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