I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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