awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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