I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just high enough for therapy.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
third nipple confirmed
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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