got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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