my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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