Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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