My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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