So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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