Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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