i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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