we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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