I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
two words: eviction party
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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