we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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