she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
