We won't sleep together?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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