So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's like iHOP with fire
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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