I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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