At least make sure they are 18
Why
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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