your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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