I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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