god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
