Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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