If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
