I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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