my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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