Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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