Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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