I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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