ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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