Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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