Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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