the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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